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CERITANYA CEMANI,
PADA AWAL PAGI ATU AWANG AZRI AR MENTEXT AKU THRU MSN
KATANYA KAN MEMBAWA MAIN BOWLING.
SO I JUST SAY YES WITHOUT ANY DOUBT.
BEFORE BOWLING ADA SHOOTING MENYOOTING.
BUKAN SHOOTING BULA
TAPI CAMELA.
SO INI GAMBARS NYA.
Undang-undang Seluruh Dunia
THAILAND :
* Dilarang keluar rumah tanpa memakai seluar dalam.
SWISS :
* Dilarang berkebun di hari minggu.
SWEDIA :
* Dilarang mengecat rumah tanpa izin dari kerajaan dan harus menggunakan cat yang sudah mendapat sertifikasi dari mereka.
KOREA SELATAN :
* polis wajib melaporkan jumlah wang rasuah yang mereka terima dari para pemandu yang ditahan.
SINGAPURA :
* Dilarang berjalan (bogel)
* Tidak flusk jamban setelah buang air di toilet, dikenakan denda.
UNITED KINGDOM :
* Dilarang menjual sayuran di hari minggu .
* Wanita dilarang makan coklat di tempat umum.
MEXICO :
* Wanita yang bekerja dilarang mengenakan pakaian seksi yang dapat “memprovokasi†rakan kerja selama jam kerja.
* Dilarang memaki di tempat umum.
AUSTRALIA :
* Dilarang mengangkat telepon pada deringan pertama.
* Dilarang mengenakan spenda Hot Pink di hari minggu.
YUNANI :
* Dilarang mengenakan topi di stadium , kerana dapat mengganggu pandangan orang lain.
KANADA :
* Dilarang menempel plester luka di tempat umum.
* Dilarang menyirami tananam di kebun waktu sedang hujan.
* Dilarang memanjat pokok.
PERANCIS :
* Dilarang berciuman di keretapi bawah tanah.
ISRAEL :
* Dilarang memelihara babi di Israel . Orang yang melakukannya akan ditembak mati.
AMERIKA :-
- ARIZONA :
* Dilarang memandu tanpa kasut.
* Dilarang bermain domino di hari Minggu.
* Dilarang memakai kumis palsu di gereja.
* Hukuman mati dikena bagi sesiapapun yang menaburkan garam di atas rel kereta api.
* Dilarang memandu dengan mata tertutup.
- ALASKA :
* Dilarang mengambil gambar beruang yang sedang tidur.
* Dilarang memberi minum bir pada rusa.
* Dilarang berjalan-jalan sambil membawa busur dan anak panah.
- ARKANSAS :
* suami diizinkan memukul isterinya, tapi tidak boleh lebih dari 1 kali sebulan.
* Dilarang memelihara buaya di dalam bathtub.
* wanita yang saling menggoda di tepi jalan, akan dikenakan 30 hari penjara.
* Dilarang membawa lembu berjalan-jalan di jalan utama di hari Minggu.
- CALIFORNIA :
* Binatang peliharaan dilarang dibiarkan berhubungan seks di sekitar lokasi sekolah, taman, dan tempat ibadah.
- COLORADO :
* Dilarang berdebat dengan polis, kecuali kenderaan Anda ditahan olehnya.
- CONNECTICUT
* Dilarang mencium istrinya di hari Minggu.
- FLORIDA :
* Dilarang bernyanyi di depan umum sambil mengenakan pakaian renang.
* Dilarang kentut di tempat umum setelah pukul 6 .
* Dilarang memecahkan piring dan gelas lebih dari 3 buah sehari.
- WASHINGTON :
* Dilarang menyusui anak di tempat awam.
MALAYSIA
* Motosikal wajib memasang lampu pada waktu siang
dear my loyal readers,
23/04/2009-WELL FIRST OF ALL HAPPY BIRTHDAY KA RINA! HEHE MAY ALLAH BLESS YOU AND MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COMES TRUE.
JUST RIGHT AFTER GADONG,WENT TO RIMBA AND PLAY COUNTER-STRIKE WITH THE TROOPS.HAHA
GUYS I`M NOT PROMOTING TO OTHER COUNTERSTRIKERS TO BATTLE WITH US.HAHA APAJUA GANYA KAMI ANI ANU MAIN CS AT HOME NOT??REALITY MAYBE??WAHAHA!
i woke up late at 12 and yes i'm happy cause united won 2-0 to portsmouth and its a splendid result which makes manutd further their points to defend their tittle thanks to the gummers to hold the scousers with a 4-4 draw. Brilliant play by arshavin for scoring the 4 goals. As i wake up and get my self refreshed. Hym texted me up. He ask me to accompany him to go to gadong. We watch a movie called 'house'. The movie was a yuckk. I might give it a 4 out ten. Haha cause it got me a headache and yeahh.as iam done with the movie. I recevied a msg saying that my cousin are involved in a self accident which happen that his bike`s rear wheel punctured. Then i`m off to play cs.Its 3.29AM but still i cant get myself off to the lalaland. i dont know why. so yeahh peace!
a song written by hymmie and ramons
First I met a girl name jane
I found her sitting and crying by the lane
So there the story started
First love that`s made for me
You always said that you always be mine
Forever we be like a romantic storyline
But the love we had already declined
Now I am putting myself together
Just to get inline
now,i try to forget about you,
tryna let off the memories we had,
i almost win your heart,
but now.i end up brokenhearted.
nobody said that it would hurt so bad
how do i live and how do i deal without
all the regrets around me
through its heartbreaking
(its killin me)
to know that your heart's away from me
the life that was given and
all the pain that i get around me
without youu...
i remember when you're with me that night
for all the things that you do
I gotta let you go
I wanna let you know
that you're the only one for me..
I`m sorry for every wrong things that I`ve done
which hurts you and everyone around me
I admit it. I`m just not the one for you
it`d be nice if i can go on with you.
but now that you`re gone.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sightseeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers that her boss told her not to reject the guy outright. So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the king from wanting to marry her.
After a few minutes, the woman says to the man, "I will only marry you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75-carat diamond ring with a matching 200-carat diamond tiara." The African king pauses for awhile. Then he nods his head and says, "No problem! I have. I have."
Realizing her first condition was too easy the woman says to the man, "I want you to build me a 100-room mansion in New York. And as a vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the best wine country in France." The African king pauses for awhile. He whips out his cellular phone and calls some brokers in New York and in France. He looks at the woman, nods his head and says, "Okay, okay. I build. I build."
Realizing that she only has one last condition, the secretary knows that she'd better make this a good one. She takes her time to think and finally she gets an idea, a sure-to-work condition. She squints her eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly, "Since I like sex, I want the man I marry to have a 14-inch penis."
The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his hands and rests his elbows on the table, all the while muttering in African dialect. Finally, after what seemed like forever, the king shakes his head, looking really sad, and says to the woman, "Okay, okay. I cut. I cut."
This is a damn good joke. Why football is played for 45 minutes per half-time?
Those who thought of this must have lots of time.
Why people play football for 45 minutes, not 30 minutes or 1 hour? Even
the sports scientist and some of the senior players could not give the right answer. In that confusing situation one person came up with a reasonable answer. He said... ... ."The reason people play this game for 45 minutes is...
There are 2 teams and there are 11 players in each team. Each player brings his own "2 balls" So in total there are 44 balls. There is one ball on the ground itself. Thus the grand total is 45". Question Answered !!
Sometimes there is extra time of 2 mins which is the referee's balls!
HOW TO SAVE PAPAYAS FALLING FROM THE TREE
How to save papayas falling from the tree...
Think.....
Think....... ......... .
Think....
Come on keep thinking ............ ....
You think too hard........
Ohhh my god.........
Me and matin
