The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sightseeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers that her boss told her not to reject the guy outright. So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the king from wanting to marry her.
After a few minutes, the woman says to the man, "I will only marry you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75-carat diamond ring with a matching 200-carat diamond tiara." The African king pauses for awhile. Then he nods his head and says, "No problem! I have. I have."
Realizing her first condition was too easy the woman says to the man, "I want you to build me a 100-room mansion in New York. And as a vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the best wine country in France." The African king pauses for awhile. He whips out his cellular phone and calls some brokers in New York and in France. He looks at the woman, nods his head and says, "Okay, okay. I build. I build."
Realizing that she only has one last condition, the secretary knows that she'd better make this a good one. She takes her time to think and finally she gets an idea, a sure-to-work condition. She squints her eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly, "Since I like sex, I want the man I marry to have a 14-inch penis."
The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his hands and rests his elbows on the table, all the while muttering in African dialect. Finally, after what seemed like forever, the king shakes his head, looking really sad, and says to the woman, "Okay, okay. I cut. I cut."
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
HAHA an african king with a beautiful secretary on tour.
Posted by siduraman at 11:50 PM 0 comments
jokes.
Why Football is played for 45 minutes?
This is a damn good joke. Why football is played for 45 minutes per half-time?
Those who thought of this must have lots of time.
Why people play football for 45 minutes, not 30 minutes or 1 hour? Even
the sports scientist and some of the senior players could not give the right answer. In that confusing situation one person came up with a reasonable answer. He said... ... ."The reason people play this game for 45 minutes is...
There are 2 teams and there are 11 players in each team. Each player brings his own "2 balls" So in total there are 44 balls. There is one ball on the ground itself. Thus the grand total is 45". Question Answered !!
Sometimes there is extra time of 2 mins which is the referee's balls!
HOW TO SAVE PAPAYAS FALLING FROM THE TREE
How to save papayas falling from the tree...
Think.....
Think....... ......... .
Think....
Come on keep thinking ............ ....
You think too hard........
Ohhh my god.........
Posted by siduraman at 11:43 PM 0 comments
Sunday, April 12, 2009
this is how life is when everyday is sunday =)
Tuesday-(sunday)
Wednesday-(sunday)
Thursday-(sunday)
Friday-(friday)
Saturday-(sunday)
Sunday-(sunday)
HAHA, I know some of you might know what exactly am i trying to explain here.
AND
some of you does not.
So let me make it clear.
I
AM
JOBLESS!
I GOTTA WAIT TILL JULY.
ohh technical school please do accept me and please do make my future bright
or else,
jual kacang kali jua di serusop?
Monday- sleep early at 3 am wake up late at 12.
from 12 to 5 egging
5.30 oh yess! its all about football! weeeee~
then dinner.
Tuesday- sleep early at 3 am wake up late at 12.
from 12 to 5 egging
5.30 oh yess! its all about football baaby! weee~
then dinner.
and then champions league
Wednesday-sleep early at 3 am wake up late at 12.
from 12 to 5 egging
5.30 oh yess! its all about football baaby! weee~
then dinner.
and then champions league
Thursday-sleep early at 3 am wake up late at 12.
from 12 to 5 egging
5.30 oh yess! its all about football baaby! weee~
then dinner.
and then counter-strike(sniping boayy)
Friday-(the only day i wake up early)
sleep early at 1 and then wake up at 10.
12.45 pray.
5.30 football~
and then sleep late.
Saturday- wake up late
go jalan somewhere
dinner
BPL!
glory glory manutd!
Sunday- wake up late
jalan maybe movie
dinner
Facebook!
THAT HOW JOBLESS I AM.
SO GUYS, warning dont ever wish everyday is sunday.
cause you might suffer brain damage.
HAHAH out~
Posted by siduraman at 10:34 AM 0 comments
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Thursday, January 1, 2009
Monday, December 15, 2008
random stuffs.
Posted by siduraman at 10:57 PM 0 comments
Friday, December 12, 2008
missing this moment.

okay this is edited.
haha from the left
(rahmano,rahmanan,amthali,akip,jihad,nabil,rahim,dua(menyalat haha),kaii)
THANKS HYM.
hahha mun nada kau inda beupdate ni blog ku ahh.biar burukkk.nyahahaha
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